she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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