it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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