I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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