Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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