She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
ugly people sure do ruin things
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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