I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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