My brain says no but my pants say off.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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