I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
a search helicopter?!
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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