...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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