yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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