Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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