Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
The air was thick with penises
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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