I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Mom said you looked used
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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