just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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