Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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