When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
