I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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