So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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