can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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