your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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