Dual....:-)
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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