We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
pop tarts are not kleenex
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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