And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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