i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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