Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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