Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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