it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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