We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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