We're like a lot better than the average bears
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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