She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
