Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Randomize
