Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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