fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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