The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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