Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I would fuck him just for his dog
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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