Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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