I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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