i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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