$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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