ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Damn victory sex feels great
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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