google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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