Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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