He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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