I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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