If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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