I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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