You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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