So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
