dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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