We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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