The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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