It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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