I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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