therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
