We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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