we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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