Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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