Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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