is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
home. puking in laundry basket.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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