Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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